| What I said: | I'm Christian. |
| What You think I said: | I hate gays I'm going to shove my religion down your throat you are all sinners I'm such a better person than you "Holier Than Thou" did I mention how I hated gays? You're all going to die as bad people while I stay saintly. |
| What I meant: | I love God and I try to be a good person as best as I can. I don't hate you because you're all my brothers and sisters. I love Jesus and that is why I choose to follow Him. Jesus loves me and I know that He loves you too. |
You told me not to eat. Now you’re telling me to eat? The only reason why I didn’t eat late lunch/early dinner was because we were eating KFC. You said you’d buy me chipotle instead, but you didn’t. Therefore, I didn’t eat that much at KFC so I’ve been starving the remainder of the day. Now you’re telling me not to starve myself, but I know you’re gonna lecture me about eating in the morning. Fuck it. I’m gonna make myself a huge breakfast tomorrow morning- omelets, bagels, sandwiches, etc.
When I shed those 30 pounds, I’m gonna treat myself. I’ll be spending the entire day at the salon- nails, hair, and wax appointments all day. Jan 2013 just wait.
30 pounds lighter by January? Challenge accepted.
| Teacher: | Why did you not study? |
| Me: | A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday! |
